Following is an actual conversation that took place at Krissy's house last night:
Ryan: Daddy, I peed.
Jason: Ew. Yeah ya did. Why didn’t you tell us?
Ryan: I don’t know.
Kristen: Come over to the laundry room and we will take off the pee clothes.
Kristen: OH NO (poop falls on floor). Ryan, why didn’t you tell muma there was poop?
Ryan: I didn’t really feel like it. (seriously that is what he said)
Ryan: (looking down) My poop looks like jabba the hutt.
Jason: Yeah, it actually does.
Kristen: Come lay down so I can wipe your butt.
Ryan: (while laying down) Why Frodo eating jabba the hutt?? (Note: Frodo is the dog.)
I kid you not!
Thanks for sharing Krissy. Priceless!