May the Poop Be With You.

Following is an actual conversation that took place at Krissy's house last night:

Ryan: Daddy, I peed.

Jason: Ew. Yeah ya did. Why didn’t you tell us?

Ryan: I don’t know.

Kristen: Come over to the laundry room and we will take off the pee clothes.

Kristen: OH NO (poop falls on floor). Ryan, why didn’t you tell muma there was poop?

Ryan: I didn’t really feel like it. (seriously that is what he said)

Ryan: (looking down) My poop looks like jabba the hutt.

Jason: Yeah, it actually does.

Kristen: Come lay down so I can wipe your butt.

Ryan: (while laying down) Why Frodo eating jabba the hutt?? (Note: Frodo is the dog.)

I kid you not!

Thanks for sharing Krissy. Priceless!